The women behind me on the plane

Women behind me on the plane
W1: my mom’s profile picture is a pig
W2: my mom’s not allowed on social media bc she broke her back in a crash on the Pennsylvania turnpike and she has a lawsuit pending and they’re trying to prove she’s not disabled so she can’t be on there. She uses her boyfriend’s account and she ragged me for like four days about my wedding saying I ruined it for her bc my photographer didn’t take enough pictures of her


Same women
W1: can you please close your apps? You’re making me anxious. That’s why your phone is so slow
W2: I like them open. I like to go back to them without having to look
W1: ok that makes sense. I do that with browser tabs. I have like 12 open
W3: you have 12? I have 457
W1: 457? Are you serious? Why?
W3: I never close them. Those are my emotional support browser tabs


And again
W3: are we landing? I’m closing my eyes
W2: it’ll be ok
::turbulence::
W3: was that the ground?
W2: nope. Just air
::hard bounce landing::
W2: that was the ground
W3: that was rough. Rough