When I type Jenna mckenna dot com it forwards here, because I told it to do that. But when I type https colon slash slash Jenna mckenna dot w0rdpr3ss dot com, it forwards here because…? I must have told it to do that somewhere in wp dashboard so now I have to find out where. Maybe that’s why it was going to a login page before, when I was in between forwarding?

This is the best copywriting I have ever encountered. I wanted to run into the kitchen and eat some Friskies Pâté after reading this.

“Fuel your cat's carnivorous cravings with this Purina Friskies Turkey and Giblets Dinner wet cat food. This scrumptiously adventurous entree contains two of her favorite flavors — real giblets and turkey — in one meaty combination that she can dive into whiskers first to satisfy her hunger for poultry, leaving behind only a clean dish and a contented purr at mealtime. Even the pickiest feline is unable to resist the delectable flavor combination in this moist and delicious recipe featuring a classic pate texture that's easy for her small mouth to handle. Ideal for both adults and kittens, this yummy Friskies pate wet cat food recipe provides your special kitty with 100 percent complete and balanced nutrition enriched with essential vitamins and minerals, so you can feel good about giving her the lip-smacking goodness she desires along with the good-for-her stuff her body needs for every playful romp.; Bring delightful flavor to every meal with this Purina Friskies Turkey and Giblets Dinner wet cat food. A timeless combination of flavors she dreams of collides with a smooth and enticing pate texture as she laps up every last bite and circles your legs, hoping for more. Your cat deserves only the best of the best, so we formulated this wet food for cats to help her maintain a consistent diet and keep her on her toes. This yummy wet cat food offers essential minerals and vitamins she needs with each and every serving, so you ensure her 100 percent complete and balanced nutrition to keep her happy and energetic while giving her the fuel she needs for her feline adventures. Being sure of where you kitty's food comes from is a top priority for you as a pet parent, so we manufacture our pate recipes in our U.S. plants under strict standards, sealing our reputation as industry overachievers. We set the bar in the pet nutrition niche with our stringent quality and safety standards and our commitment to using only premium, top-shelf ingredients, because we care about your furball's health, well-being and happiness. Each time you pop the top on a can of Friskies food for cats, you can have peace of mind knowing that what you put in her dish is not just yummy but good for her too. Our chefs go the extra mile to formulate recipes that your cat counts among her favorites, so each mealtime is a shared moment that leaves her feeling satiated, content and loved. Feed your cat what she craves with this Purina Friskies Turkey and Giblets Dinner wet cat food, or fill her hankering for variety and expand her discerning palate by choosing from among 12 flavors in our Classic Pate wet cat food lineup. Tempt her with other poultry varieties including Liver and Chicken Dinner or Poultry Platter.; Show your cat you care about her flavor preferences when you serve Purina Friskies Turkey & Giblets Dinner wet cat food. Real turkey is the star of this meal, which provides outstanding nutrition.”

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Question Words

I stole this from Breándan An Piobaire on facebook. He also has a Patreon you should look at if you’re learning Irish.
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Here is a list of question words. Note that Cén is usually pronounced KEN /k´eN/ with a short e in native speech.

If it is lengthened it should be a pure long e /e:/ not an English diphthong /ei/. Since it comes from Cé + an, if anything, it should sound like /ke: əN/.

Pronouncing Cén as KANE /k´eiN/ is a sign of a non-native or learner (or a native speaker over-enunciating).

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What?

Cé/Cén/Cé na ... (atá) ? "What? Who? Which?"

(Ulster Irish prefers "Cad é an ... ?")

Cén fear ... ? "What man ...?"

Cén bhean ... ? "What woman ...?"

Cén t-airgead ... ? "What money ...?"

Cé hé an t-airgead ... ? "What is the money ...?"

Cé na daoine ... ? "What people ...?"

Céard/Cad (atá) ... ? "What (thing) ...?"

Céard é féin ? "What is it?"

Céard é sin ? "What is that?"

Cén t-am é ? "What time is it?"

Cén dath atá air ? "What colour is it?" " (Asking what the main colours/colours of an object is/are?"

Cén dath é sin ? "What colour is that?" (Asking about the colour itself.)

Cén mhéid é? "What size is it?"

Cé air a bhfuil an leabhar ? "On what is the book ?"

Cé aige a bhfuil an leabhar ? "Who has the book?"

Cé leis a bhfuil an leabhar ? "Who owns the book?"

Cén sórt (+gen) ... ? "what sort (of) ...?"

Cén saghas (+gen) ... ? "what sort (of) ...?"

Cén cineál (+gen) ... ? "what kind (of) ...?"

Cén t-ainm atá ort ? "What is your name?" (GC)

Cad é an t-ainm atá ort ? "What is your name?" (GU)

C'ainm atá ort ? "What is your name?" (GU)

Cad is ainm duit ? "What is your name?" (GM)

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Who?

Cé hé sin ? "Who is that (man)?"

Cé hí sin ? ""Who is that (woman)?"

Cé hiad sin? "Who are they?"

Cé hé an fear ... ? "Who is the man ...?"

Cé hí an bhean ... ? "Who is the woman ...?"

Cé hiad na daoine ... ? "Who are the people ...?"

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Where?

Cá ? "where?"

Cén áit (a bhfuil ...) ? "where? what place?"

Cá háit ? "where?" (GU)

Cá bhfuil sé ? "Where is it/he?"

Cá raibh sí ? "Where was it/she?

Cé as thú? "Where are you from?" (GC)

Cad as duit? "Where are you from?" (GM)

Cárbh as é ? "Where was he from?"

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Why?

Cén fáth (a bhfuil) ? "why"

'Tuige (a bhfuil) ? ( = cad chuige) "Why? what for?" (GU = tuighe or ca' tuighe)

Cad 'na thaobh (a bhfuil) ? "why? what about it?" (GM)

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When?

Cén uair (atá/a bhfuil) ? "When?, on what occasion?" (GC)

Cathain (atá/a bhfuil) ? "when?" (GM)

(Compare Cén t-am ? "What time?")

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Which?

Cé acu ...? "Which (of them) ...?"

Cé acu ceann ? "Which one?"

Cé acu do cheannsa ? "Which one of them is yours?"

Cé agaibh ...? "Which (one) of you (pl) ...?

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How?

Cén chaoi (a bhfuil) ... ? "How (is/are) ...?" (GC)

Conas (atá) ... ? "How (is/are) ...?" (GM)

Caidé/goidé mar (atá) ... ? "How (is/are) ...?" (GU)

Cén aois (atá) ? "How old?"

Cén t-achar (atá) ? "How long?"

Cá fhad ? "How long?" (GU)

Cé mhéad ? "How much?"

Cé chomh hard leis ? "How tall is he?"

Cá bhfios dhom? "How would I know?"

Wasn’t that a time to be alive?

Tie a Yellow Ribbon

My poem, “Screams from the Yard,” was published recently in Old Bitch Zine. You can find this and other issues of Old Bitch Zine here. You can read more of my work at my Patreon.

First post to this temporary workshop page. If you’re following from my Patreon, I had originally set up a garage site at W1x to be a kind of inspirational/developmental/throw-things-at-the-wall space in support of my main portfolio at Patreon. I found out that W1x is supporting the genocide in Gaza, and I decided not to promote their hosting, even on my $Free.ninety-nine website. So I’m here, for now.

I don’t really plan on staying here either, but I’m resetting my brain to deal with the site editors at w0rdpr3ss and it’s taking longer than I expected. In the meantime, I do appreciate less-genocidal free hosting, and I’ll be happy to have a place to drop those ghostly thoughts that don’t really fit anywhere, but can’t be allowed to just dissolve into darkness.